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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

♥ its all love..

so ive been on and off with this guy
since i was like 16.5

well, im 21 now and yet, we're still at it
needless to say, its hard to detach yourself from someone
when you have crazy history like that. so...

my family loves him and has told me repeatedly
that i shouldve stayed with him

boy were they right.

so im giving the ultimate sacrifice;
goodbye virginia, im back newyork.


**no date given.

I AM GRUMPY.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

♥ work today

so i was having a really good day at work today
selling diabetic supplies like its candy.

well went to lunch [Wendy's] with my homies at the workplace.

[106th & park] i wanna give a shout out to all my homies at Nurse R Us*....


......... Lakia, Robbie, Erin, Konstance, Kelly K, Kelly G, Kristina.

anywho... so i had a good time with them
talking about sex and how great it is
and what we like in guys/girls sexually

well i head back and i get this crazy call because someone fucked up this ladies order..
so me, being the professional i am, im looking for all resources to get this lady fixed so she wont die....

well i had to call this department called "managed care" to see if they served the lady her supplies because of her insurance. well apparently i got a new employee on the line who is still going through training, so she says she cant find her and she must be from my department

well i go ahead and help the lady myself ,(you know you just cant find good help these day), and get her all taken care of. the lady is like thanking me so much i eventually get tired of hearing it.

so i get off the phone and do my thing, well i get a phone call

Its this lady who works in "managed care" talking about, "you got her on hold! im sitting right here beside her, shes going through training and you got her lines all tied up!" so im like "ma'am all my lines are greyed out which means they are inactive/available for call" she goes on and says" well im looking at it right here hun and i hear the lines!" you know poppin off with serious attitude in her voice.

so i was like "okay ill fix it" well i get off the phone with her and im pissed....

so my face got red and im like seriously mad, my supervisor told me to come into her office, so i head there with her and she asked me whats wrong... so i told her what had happened and how i was really upset about it

she was like "paris please dont quit, take an extra break, smoke a blunt, drink.... but dont leave here because a bitch pissed you off, youre better than that and shes like the oldest person working here [i laughed] so i mean that helped me feel beter.


overall i know im going to hate leaving my job come fall.
im surround my some great quality people
who are just as random and evil as i am.

<3
love.

I AM GRUMPY.
Thursday, January 15, 2009

♥ apple dipper rant

so for those of you who dont know,

davon, my homie gee funk, and i have this thing we've been doing since day one

we we both figured out we cheap but like to eat =]

so i think he started talking about mcdonalds one day
and how he was going to get some, well i said that i wanted apple dippers

he laughed. im serious.

well the little cock slinger said that he wasnt going to get me any
they were too expensive
so i told the little shitwad that they were on the DOLLAR MENU
this walking talking negro spiritual said that the dollar menu was out of his budget!!!!


so since that day ive been on his ass about my damn apple dipper....


and davon warning yo:

THIS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I GET MY DAMN DIPPERS.

i know youre reading this!!!!

<3,
your brooklyn fruit lover paris

I AM GRUMPY.
Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

♥ notorious

so yeah, im fucking amped pumped and ecstatic
to see that damn movie.

music head forever
biggie is irreplacable

i will always and forever be lyrically devoted to him.
besides him
i listen to a select few other who really arent
getting the credit they deserve


but yeah brooklyn supports brooklyn.

its a BK thing.

word.!



anyone else going to see it?

I AM GRUMPY.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009

♥ bad girls club

so im sitting here watching this shit
and fuck it NONE OF THEM ARE BAD GIRLS

i should be on that show, id tear that shit up.
brooklyn style, badder than tenisha
minus the jails time because we all know

REAL BAD GIRLS DONT GET CAUGHT

all the crazy bullshit ive done in my lifetime years back,
i NEVER got caught.
hell occasionally i still show my ass, but thats a given for me
[insert halo]


welp. thats my thought this second.

I AM GRUMPY.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Sunday, December 28, 2008

♥ unfamiliar happiness.

theres this guy im SERIOUSLY digging. his name will not be disclosed due to a lot of you are overly nosey.



have you ever just been so crazy about a person that even when they do something to piss you off youre still happy?





i know it sounds overly crazy but thats how it is with him.



he's a train wreck just like myself.

we're both two shitloads of mixed thoughts and actions.



but thats what makes us cool.



we both share each others pain and happiness.



even if we NEVER date, im glad he's a part of my life. although im a persistant individual and im pretty damn sure that i'll be his lady in the near future. =]





but theres one song that constantly makes me think of him:



Demi Lovato- Trainwreck.



"Trainwreck"

La-de-da

Yeah

You fled from medication 'cause it only causes pain

You won't go to the doctor 'cause he's calling you insane

You're lost even when you're going the right way

You mean the world to me even though you might be crazy

And you said we wouldn't make it

But look how far we've come

For so long my heart was breaking

And now we're standing strong

The things you say you make me fall harder each day

You're a trainwreck

But I wouldn't love you if you changed

!Yeah! Oh yeah!

I shook your hand and you pulled it right away

You asked me to dance and instead I said, "No way!"

Inside I was dying to give it a try and you begged me so I stayed

I knew you were different from the way I caved

We are so different

But opposites attract

So my hope kept growing

And I never looked back

You're one of a kind!

And no one can change this heart of mine

Oh!

One more thing I thought I'd share with someone special

I'm falling like I never fell before

It's funny you said we'd never make it but look how far we've come

You're a trainwreck

But with you I'm in love

I AM GRUMPY.
Sunday, December 28, 2008


♥ theGrumpyToast ;



      theGrumpyToast is very grumpy. Beware, this toast bites.

      paris chanel (:
      new york to virginia (:
      october 5th 1987 (:
      diabetic specialist (:
      wrd.! (:

♥ Thank you

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